What Are You Actually Eating?
Cover the right-hand column, write your answer, then look.
| in the drawer | which part? | |
|---|---|---|
| Sweetcorn | Seeds, in rows, still attached to the plant. Each one would grow a whole maize plant. | |
| Tomato | Grew around seeds, so it is a fruit. Every seed is still in there. | |
| Beetroot | Same idea as a carrot — a swollen root, storing sugar for a second year it usually never gets. | |
| Celery | Stems, standing up, with the leaves cut off the top. The strings are the water pipes. | |
| Cauliflower | The same plant as broccoli, bred so the buds crowd into a solid white head. | |
| Potato | NOT a root. A swollen underground stem — which is why it has EYES, and an eye is a bud, and only stems have buds. | |
| Carrot | One fat tap root, with the thin feeding roots trimmed off. The green top is the actual plant. | |
| Onion | Leaf bases, wrapped round each other underground. Cut one across and you are looking at rings of leaf. | |
| Broccoli | Hundreds of flower buds caught before they open. Let one bolt in a garden and it goes yellow and blooms. | |
| Lettuce | Leaves, and nothing else. Same for cabbage, spinach and kale. | |
| Peas | Seeds, and the pod is the fruit they grew inside. | |
| Asparagus | A young shoot, cut before it opens out. Leave it and it becomes a tall feathery bush. | |
| Cucumber | Fruit. So are peppers, courgettes, aubergines and pumpkins — all of them grew around seeds. | |
| Radish | A root again. The heat is a chemical defense against being eaten, which has not worked. |
What Are You Actually Eating?
Its eyes are buds, and only stems have buds. Leave a potato in a cupboard for three weeks and shoots grow from the eyes; a carrot just goes soft.
A fruit is whatever grew around the seeds, sweet or not. Tomato, cucumber, pepper, zucchini, eggplant, pumpkin, green bean: all fruit.
Not a plant part at all. Vegetable is a cooking word: a plant piece served with the main course. It picks up roots, flowers, fruits and seeds alike.
Try it: find all six parts in the vegetable drawer. Which kitchen food are you least sure about? How would you settle it?